Monkey methods: Bill Gates Strikes a Pose for Teen Beat Photospread, 1983
Ordinarily this wouldn't merit a post in AdvisorBits becuase its mostly humor. Be sure to read the comments, some of them had me in tears.
Things like this are the reason I don't let people take pictures of me very often. I don't really want to remember what I looked like in the early 80's that much.